Mera Bacha Hi Rehta Tu Achha ...

Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?

Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!

Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki
Mere Page Ke Post Pe
Setting Laga Rahe The .
Fir Kya Hua.?
.
Maine Post Hi Delete Kar Diya,
.
Mere Page Pe Setting Aur Me Hi SingLe

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB...

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..