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Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H
Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake
Customer: raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!
Tum hanste raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hi, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege.
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.