Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..
Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?
Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.
Santa: Le Mithai kha, Meri wife ko CALL CENTER me AWARD mila h
Banta: Kya award mila?
Santa: Wo waha ki best "CALL GIRL Of d YEAR" chuni gayi hai
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!