Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..
Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritatedÃ¢â¬Â¦ Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Santa= Aaj Mera Dost Dudh Peene Se Mar Gya.
Santa= Wo Dudh Pee Raha Tha Aur Bhes Us Pr Beth Gyi.