If u care me, I will care u,
If u miss me, I will miss u,
I will msg me, I will msg me,
If you will forget me,
I am sorry dear kahani me twist h.
I will kill u
Bihaari Aurat Cheque Cash Krane Gayi
Clerk: Sign Karo
Clerk: Jaise Khat Ke End Me Likhti Ho
Aurat Ne Likha TOHAAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me BijLi
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha.
DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik
He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"
1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!