Judge-You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer-Kaun Saala aisa kehta h?
Judge-How dare you call me sala?
Lawyer-My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta h?
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo
& jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near)
Santa driving on the wrong side of road..
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe h.
My eyes said,
"I'm so tired .. Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
My heart said, "Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night"
GuD NyT :)