By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
Aap Ki Judai Me Hum Tadap Tadap Ke Roye Or Jab Mile Aap ? ? To Aapki Ch #tMe Hum Loda Daal-Daal Ke Soye
Bete Ko Muthi MartE Dekh Bap Ne Uski Shadi Kardi 4 Din Bad Bap=Beta Sb Thik H Na? Beta=Ghnta Thik H,5 Mint Me To Saali K Hath Dukhne Lgte He
Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h, BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..
Wife: I Am Pregnant. Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini, Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.
Malika Ghode Pe Baiti Ghodewala=Madam Lagta H Ghoda Bahut Khush H Malika=Ghoda Ho Ya Loda,Meri Do Tango Ke Bech Jo Aata H Khush Hi Rehta H
Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai, Pujari soch me pad gaya, Dr.- kya hua sir? Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.
BOY- Bus Train Aur Ladki Ek Aati Hai To Dusri Jati Hai. GIRL- Auto Riksha Or Ladka Ek Bulao Char-Char Chale Aate Hain.
