Mehbub K Hatho Me Fulo Ka Joda...

Ladkiya P@nty Kyo Pahnti Hai.?
Q-Indian Govt.Ka RooL Hai,
Jo Khadde Kam Ke Nahi
Unhe Dhak Kar Rakhe..Warna Haadso Ka Dar Rehta Hai

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho? Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Beti: Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.
Maa: Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.