Jabse Mardon ko aapas me pyar ...

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi.
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

Sex K Samay Patni Ne Apne Pati Ke Upar Susu Kar Diya,

Pati: Darling Ye Kya Kiya
Patni: Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani H.

Tuthpaste ki ad me daat dikhate he.
Hair-oil ki ad me baal dikhate he.
Salla WH #SHPER& KoNDOM ki ad me kuch nahi dikhate,
aisa Q ?

God:i am making women wid hi tech features..

Any suggestion?

Men:yes,d hole should be 'password' protected to avoid multi8ple users!-)

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi,
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta,
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.