Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Or Nhi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath 2-3 Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata
1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1'saath itne Bache Kaise hote h,
Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chalega
BOY- Bus Train Aur Ladki Ek Aati Hai To Dusri Jati Hai.
GIRL- Auto Riksha Or Ladka Ek Bulao Char-Char Chale Aate Hain.
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
That was great?
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe