Samundar Ke Kinare Par Baithe ...

Itna kamjor hua teri judai se...
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se....
ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.

Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata H.
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata H.
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte H.
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata H.

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye.

Aapki GF Jab Bhi
Aapko Koi Romantic SmS Kre
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki
Kitna Romantic Hai.?
BaLki Ye Sochiye Ke
Uske Paas Ye SmS Aaya Kaha Se.?

Loving couple before Marriage:
Janu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahin,
The same couple after Marriage:
Maa kasam… Aaj tu nahin ya main nahin.