Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki h, tu kharcha kr payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
Character Makes Difference:
GF: Peeke Gadi Mat Chala Bahut Accident Ho Rahe Hai.
BF: Thanx Baby, U R So Carring.
Hawaley Dun Kitabon Se, Ya Teri Tasveer Hi Day Dun ? Wo Mujhse Puch Bethi Ha Marasi Kis Ko Kehte Han Lo G 10so Hun.
Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h,
Mene teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!
WASTING YOUR TIMEDon't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.