Boy=Jaan Meri Ankho Me Dekho K...

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Bhi Kya Zindagi,
Khul Ke Hamari Tarah Jiya Karo,
Sharam Nahi Aati Roz Mere SMS Pad Ke?
Kabhi Khud Bhi Message Kiya Karo!

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye !

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne nasib me nhi h,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge.

Aap ka blood group kiya h?
Jaldi sey call ker k batao.

Shaitan ke halet kafi nazuk h.
Dr,nay kaha hay k sirf us ka
chailay ka Khoon chahiye, Report soon!

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.