Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
Fastest Centuries in the world : Azhar with 64 balls Sehwag with 60 balls Jaisuriya with 48 balls Afridi with 37 balls ...DHRITRASHTRYA with 2 balls
HADDI ka Dr: Lambi saans lo our rok k rakho. Lady did & then a sound came "khatak" Dr: Apka ribs fracture hai. Lady: Chutiye, rib nahi BRA ka hook toot gaya.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.