Santa, The Film Producer,
Planned A Remake Of The
Classic English Film,
The Good, The Bad And The
Ugly In Hindi.
Santa Named It:
M, Meri Biwi Aur Uski Maan.
Santa: My wife converted me to religion.
Santa: Yes. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell!
Teacher - Bharat me
Kitne Mahapurush paida huyr..?
Santa - Bharat me aajtak,
Koi Mahapurush to kya,
Purush bhi paida nahi hua..
Sab Bachche Hi Paida Huye..
Santa: Yaar I'm going ka kya matlab he?
Banta: Mai ja raha hu.
Santa: Arre jate jate mtlab batake to jaa.
Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing