Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.
A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:Ã¢â¬ÅHeÃ¢â¬â¢s not my friend.Ã¢â¬Â
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Santa Battery Ki Dukan Me Gaya Aur Battery Badal Ne Ke Liye Kaha.
Dukandar Ne Puchha: Exide Laga Du?
Santa: To Dusri Side Kya Tera Baap Lagayega?
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant....
She is having pain right nowÃ¢â¬Â¦
Doctor: Is dis her 1st child?
Sardar: No dis is her husband speaking.
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.