By Dev (Dec 11, 2013)
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti h pr muje to koi fark nai pada? Doctor-konsa game khelteho? Santa-mobile mai snake wala.
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.Gangubai: Kaun ?Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?Santa: Tu Gangubai
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi, Kisine pucha: 6 month k baby ka b'day kaise? Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
