By Dev (Dec 11, 2013)
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Santa got call from AAJ TAK. They asked him-Kya Aap Anna Hazare K Sath He..? He said- O Nai Gi, mai to Girlfriend k sath hu.
Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..! ,, ,, Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi h. batao me kya karun? Banta: Karna kya h, 2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
