Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa: What are the fastest means of communication?
Banta: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.
Teacher: Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho,
Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur
English Me HANDS FREE.!