By Anup Sahni (Nov 30, 2013)
Jin Ke Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H, Jin Ke Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ?? . . . Dirty Mind Its ToothBrush.
Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... Ladka - Hello chintu hai ? Girl - Nahi hai. Boy - Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega...!!
Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h? Girl: chup rhi, Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota
Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Taange Hoti Hai.? Papa= Ek Bhi Nahi. Child-= To Phir Raat Ko Aap Kyo Keh Rahe The "SWEET HEART TAANGE UPAR KRO"
Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai, Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to TALWAR mein hai. Dupatte se kya chupati ho, maal to SALVAR mein hai!
Mutth Marnay Ke Fayday Self Reliance Time Convenience Prevention Of Crime Mental Choice Of Lady No Risk Of Aids No Special Place Requi
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
