Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye The,
Per Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
TEACHER- "It's better to fail than to cheat"
STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko.
Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi, Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi, Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI..
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes.