Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pumpsees a board DonÃ¢â¬Ât use Mobile Here,he Picks his Mobile Phone,Calls everyone from his phone& says DONÃ¢â¬ÂT CALL ME NOW.
Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua? Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!