Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
Use yaad aya.
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola
Sala! dara diya..!
VVS Laxman, who retired from international cricket, said he couldn't inform Dhoni, because the captain was difficult to reach!
Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"
Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab H, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn