Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain
Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gya
Pappu: Ab mai ye roti nhi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!