A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
wish You a laughter day
Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.
Wife : Look at that drunkard.
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife : 10 year ago, he proposed me i denied him.
Hubby: Oh my god , he is still celebrating !?!
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.
husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte hain..