Lord Shiv: kuch var mango
Bhkt: guiter do
Shiv: aur kuch mango
Bhkt: nai guiter
Shiv: murkh! mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!
Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.
Aaj mare sim card ka birthday aap shahoo to gift samajkar isme Rs.2000 ka recharge kar sakte h .Aap chahoo to agle mahine bhi manaynge.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive."
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the,
Virat ne six mara
Pehla pagal: "wah kya goal kiya h,
Dusra: "bewakoof Goal is me nahi cricket me hota h