Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ka ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya!!
Husband: "Honey, how about tonight we change positions?"
Wife: "Sure, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV."
Faqir: Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir: Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena..
Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, itÃ¢â¬â¢s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?