Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?Banta: Bra Panties.Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Ambani: If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset..
Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it.
Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God, She Smokes
Oh God, She Drinks
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha
Ye Sb Iska h.
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.