VVS Laxman, who retired from international cricket, said he couldn't inform Dhoni, because the captain was difficult to reach!
SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I can't sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:Sir badi botal dun ya choti.
Santa: Papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday hai. Use kya gift dun
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa: Mast hai
Papa: Mera number de de.
Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain.
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?