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Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi
Chahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh,
Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh.

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent Idea".
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes, & I will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

Suhag raat ko Dulha bola:
Janu botai Aaj tumhe Chand pr le jaun ya
Taaron mein

Dulhan sharma kar boli:
Aap ka Rocket dekh ke decide karoogi

Yaar..
Kaha He Tu Aaj-Kal,
Yaad Bhi Nahi Karta.
Woh To Aaj Me Su-Su Kar Raha Tha Najar L0DE Pe Padi To Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi

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ptalo nato 36 vali milegi