By Anup Sahni (Apr 6, 2012)
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar. HAHAHAHAHA
Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.
Ye hamari NATIONAL HEALTH SERVC he,Isme hum aapjase logko adhi rat uthakar SUSU karna yaad karate he taki aapka BED gilana ho,Plz SUSU karle
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.
Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the : Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun? Student : Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.
Madam 1day in class A 4 apple B 4 bat C 4 cat . . .. . . . L4 l**d . . Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya. Bache: koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo!
Girl= Ah! Ah ! Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega. G: Aur kitni der? B:Aur thora. G:Aur ni ghusega! B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo
