12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi..
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, itÃ¢â¬â¢s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the roadÃ¢â¬Â¦
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
4 sardaro ne mil ker petrol pump khola.1 bhi customer nhi aaya..Kyun..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor.
U are a BITCH
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*