By Amit kumar (Sep 15, 2011)
Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?! Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.
Teacher To BoY: NaLaYaK Class Me DiN BhaR LaDKiYo K SaTh ItNi BaaTe Kyu KaRTa H? . . Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! MeRe MsG Free NaHi H.
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
Pappu hr station utar k usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha . kyu? . Qki doctor ne use . lamba safar karne k liye mana kia tha.
Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 neki warahmatullahi se 20 aur wabarkotuhu se 40 neki milti h!
