By Amit kumar (Sep 15, 2011)
Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera sms kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.
Pandit: Tmhara jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayegi Pappu: Wow, kya baat h, Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi h..ek gharwali aur 5 betiya h
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.
MAREEZ: Mujhe ajeeb si Bimari ho gayi h. Jab meri Biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta. Dr.: Ye BIMARI nahi ALLAH ki MAHERBANI H.
()"""() '(' - ')' Hey u!!! Yes u... D cute one... holding tis mobile! R U asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night..!
