By Harry (Jul 26, 2011)
Santa-Indian Army Test. Officer- 3+5? Santa- 8 Officer- 7+3? Santa- 10 Officer- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. ;-)
Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu? Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE, JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.
Oye kion jhoot bolta hay1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
Santa = mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta = fir kya kiya? Santa = maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santa:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Santa: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
Santa, The Film Producer, Planned A Remake Of The Classic English Film, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly In Hindi. Santa Named It: M, Meri Biwi Aur Uski Maan.
