Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
Wife to Santa : ÃÂ¢Ã¢âÂ¬Ã âYou donÃÂ¢Ã¢âÂ¬Ã¢âÂ¢t love me at allÃÂ¢Ã¢âÂ¬ÃÂ Santa points towards their five children and says ÃÂ¢Ã¢âÂ¬Ã âDo you think I donwloaded them from googleÃÂ¢Ã¢âÂ¬ÃÂ :)
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.