By Aabha87 (May 6, 2011)
wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala, pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark h? . . . . . . . Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch h, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham h
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash..
Ek Asaan sa Sawal Aapke Liye.. . RAMAYAN me, . . "RAM JI AUR SITA JI" ka . . Surname kya tha? . Ab Dikhao Aapna Hunnaarr!
A husband in a book store: Do you have this book: "Man, The master of Woman!" Sales Girl: The fiction department, Is on the 1st floor, Sir..
Ek dost apne friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhote ho ? Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hi.
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects. Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
