In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as... . . . . . Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!
A small sad love story: Boy: Hi Girl: Haan Bhaiya Bolo!
Himesh: Jai Mata Di, Let's Rock! Pritam: Jai Mata Di, Let's Xerox!
The only problem I have with alcohol is not having enough money to keep on buying it.
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!
How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes? 1. Open Whatsapp 2. Go to Settings 3. Deactivate your account
If you can't find your 'Better Half', . . . . . . . . . . Just remember, Liquor is available in 'Quarters' also!
Height of positive attitude: On chat: Boy: I love you Girl: hahahahaha . . . . Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!
Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nhi Aur... . . . . . . Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte H
Friends' parents: Aao beta baitho, kya loge, Chai? My parents: Padh raha hai wo. Roz roz mat aaya kar. Apne jaisa lafanga banake chhorega.
