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In other countries d...

In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as...
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Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A small sad love sto...

A small sad love story:
Boy: Hi

Girl: Haan Bhaiya Bolo!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Himesh: Jai Mata Di,...

Himesh: Jai Mata Di, Let's Rock!

Pritam: Jai Mata Di, Let's Xerox!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

The only problem I h...

The only problem I have with alcohol is not having enough money to keep on buying it.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-D...

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How to get rid of da...

How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?
1. Open Whatsapp
2. Go to Settings
3. Deactivate your account

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If you can't fi...

If you can't find your 'Better Half',
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Just remember, Liquor is available in 'Quarters' also!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of positive a...

Height of positive attitude:
On chat:
Boy: I love you
Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Ka...

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nhi Aur...
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Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte H

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Friends' parent...

Friends' parents: Aao beta baitho, kya loge, Chai?

My parents: Padh raha hai wo. Roz roz mat aaya kar. Apne jaisa lafanga banake chhorega.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Sumit SMS COLLECTION

In other countries d...

In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as...
.
.
.
.
.
Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!

A small sad love sto...

A small sad love story:
Boy: Hi

Girl: Haan Bhaiya Bolo!

Himesh: Jai Mata Di,...

Himesh: Jai Mata Di, Let's Rock!

Pritam: Jai Mata Di, Let's Xerox!

The only problem I h...

The only problem I have with alcohol is not having enough money to keep on buying it.

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-D...

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!

How to get rid of da...

How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?
1. Open Whatsapp
2. Go to Settings
3. Deactivate your account

If you can't fi...

If you can't find your 'Better Half',
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just remember, Liquor is available in 'Quarters' also!

Height of positive a...

Height of positive attitude:
On chat:
Boy: I love you
Girl: hahahahaha
.
.
.
.
Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Ka...

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nhi Aur...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte H

Friends' parent...

Friends' parents: Aao beta baitho, kya loge, Chai?

My parents: Padh raha hai wo. Roz roz mat aaya kar. Apne jaisa lafanga banake chhorega.

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Sumit SMS COLLECTION

In other countries d...

In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as... . . . . . Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!

A small sad love sto...

A small sad love story: Boy: Hi Girl: Haan Bhaiya Bolo!

Himesh: Jai Mata Di,...

Himesh: Jai Mata Di, Let's Rock! Pritam: Jai Mata Di, Let's Xerox!

The only problem I h...

The only problem I have with alcohol is not having enough money to keep on buying it.

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-D...

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!

How to get rid of da...

How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes? 1. Open Whatsapp 2. Go to Settings 3. Deactivate your account

If you can't fi...

If you can't find your 'Better Half', . . . . . . . . . . Just remember, Liquor is available in 'Quarters' also!

Height of positive a...

Height of positive attitude: On chat: Boy: I love you Girl: hahahahaha . . . . Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Ka...

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nhi Aur... . . . . . . Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte H

Friends' parent...

Friends' parents: Aao beta baitho, kya loge, Chai? My parents: Padh raha hai wo. Roz roz mat aaya kar. Apne jaisa lafanga banake chhorega.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as...
.
.
.
.
.
Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!

A small sad love story:
Boy: Hi

Girl: Haan Bhaiya Bolo!

Himesh: Jai Mata Di, Let's Rock!

Pritam: Jai Mata Di, Let's Xerox!

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!

How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?
1. Open Whatsapp
2. Go to Settings
3. Deactivate your account

If you can't find your 'Better Half',
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just remember, Liquor is available in 'Quarters' also!

Height of positive attitude:
On chat:
Boy: I love you
Girl: hahahahaha
.
.
.
.
Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!

Ghazab Haal H Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nhi Aur...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte H

Friends' parents: Aao beta baitho, kya loge, Chai?

My parents: Padh raha hai wo. Roz roz mat aaya kar. Apne jaisa lafanga banake chhorega.