Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.. BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..? . . . . . Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.
Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat H ! DHAKKAA !
Biwi: Jaanu Kya Tumhe Pata H, Jannat Me Miyaa - Biwi Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete. Husband: Pagli, Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte H.
Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi H? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya. Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Me Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga.
Pati: Hypnotism Kise Kehte H? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Vaashh Me Karke Use Mann Chaha Kam Karvana. Pati: Are Nahi Use To Shaadi Kehte H.
Wife: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarah Tha. Husband: Wo To Ab Bhi H, Bas Pehle Bottle 300ml Ki Hi Thi Ab Bottle 2Ltr Ki Ho Gayi..
Biwi: Kal Jo Bhikhari Aaya Tha Wo Bahot Kharab Tha. Pati: Wo Kyu? Biwi: Mene Kal Use Khana Diya Or Aaj Usne Mujhe Ek Book Gift Ki Khana Kaise Banate H.
Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya !
Husband: Hr Vivahit Insaan Sundar Ladki Ko Dekh K Ye Bhool Jata H Ki Wo Vivahit H Wife: Nhi, Balki Insaan Ko Tabhi Yaad Ata H Ki Wo Bechara Vivahit H.
Begum: Kuch Aisa Kaho Na Jisse Me Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Khafaa Bhi Ho Jau. Shohar: Tum Meri Zindagi Ho, Aur Lanat H Aisi Zindagi Par.
