Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match H Na...
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Pappu: Finding half a worm!
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!