Ek Baar Ek Ladka Bhag Kar Gaya Aur Ek Ladki Se BoLa:
Mai Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu..
Ladki BoLi: Teri Meri Dushmani Kab Thi "Bhai"
It hurts when people don't like us
It hurts when people don't love us
But most of all, it hurts when
We don't get attendance in-spite of attending the lecture
sone se pehle TENSION nai lena chahiye . . . . . .
phir bhi. . . .. . . .
hum apko yaad karke sote h.
A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe takaar mari,Uska Colour & No Yaad He
Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi.
This is D Best one from Santa Paji
Teacher: Complete d sentence
"Early To Bed & Early To Rise___"
Santa: "This Man has no interest In His wife."
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most!
When a man does that.. The slide show begins !
Doctor:Kamjori h, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha h
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam
Hasil Karne ki Kosish Karo,
Ki Log Aapka Naam FACEBOOK Pe Nahi,
GOOGLE Pe Search Kare !