LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT: Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!
ha ha ha
Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
After an emotional hug:
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!