What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
When nobody likes your Facebook status!
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....
GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko.
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA H ?
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H
Banta: WhatÃ¢â¬â¢s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate h.
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
What else can a dog say?
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
Ã¢â¬ÅMy Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
You are Bandar It means:
R= Rambo :)
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.