Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, me
Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha h.
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning - 6am To 12pm
Noon - 12pm To 4pm
Evening - 4pm To 8pm
Night - 8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota H
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... & I'll shout: have a gr8 nigh
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine.
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa.
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.