Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main "Naaii" hon.
Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the & . . . Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha h
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Send Me Mesg On These Time Morning - 6am To 12pm Noon - 12pm To 4pm Evening - 4pm To 8pm Night - 8pm To 6am Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota H
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and ch
