Teacher:Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
Perfect things in life u should never lose:
2. Self respect
Well........ u know my name right..?
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
I Ran away...
To Save d Tiger...
Only 1411 r left! ;)
Otherwise u know me.
Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
Love is life
= SMS OF THE DAY =
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya.
What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?