Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega, Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h. Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho? Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.
Arz kiya h... Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi wah-wah Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi. Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi...
Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte h? JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti h? CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate h? INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H.
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse ham a seh nahi payenge Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge.
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta H, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta H, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.
Mujhse Final Sawaal Puchha Gaya.. Tum Kisi Sundar Ladki k Andar Sabse Jayada kya Dekhna Psand Krte ho . . . . Award Winning Ans-MERA papu...
Santa is licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm and hand. Banta: Why this madness? Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation!!
