Blonde jokes have been criticized as sexist by several authors, as most blondes in these jokes are female, although male variations also exist.Research indicates that because of this, men find blonde jokes significantly more amusing than women say they do. Many blonde jokes are variations on other stereotypical jokes. Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blond(e) placing himself or herself in an unusual situation, performing a silly act because he or she misconstrued the meaning of how an activity is supposed to play out, or making a comment that serves to highlight his or her supposed promiscuity and/or lack of intelligence, cluelessness, and clumsiness. The blond(e) of the joke is often placed in an unusual situation with a person with black hair, a brunet(te) or a redhead.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see!"
"I got a compliment on my driving today," said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said "parking fine".
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "Don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?"
She sat on the floor!
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To Chain kholo haath andar dalo, aur bag se book nikal kar padho.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies ?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.