Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar !
2 MEN TALKING
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Chacha Ghalib Aane Lage H Yad Ab Toh
Ya Allaah Yeh Maazraa Ab Kya H?
Har Ladki Ko Dekh Lete Hain Hum Tirchhi Nazar Se
Nahi Toh Inn Aankhon Ka Ab Fayda Kya H.
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati H, Hazaro Jati H
Hazaro Hasti H, Hazaro Rulati H
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati H
Jo Doli Me Aati H Aur Gale Pad Jati H.
Mariz nurse se
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..