2 girls returning from Movie ...

One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES..?
NO,it is nt in mango tree..
Fruit shop..?
NO wrong..
ANS Wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes..!!

1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?

1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.

Fast
Faster
Fastest
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge ??
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Studnet:
Bhaag
Tezz Bhaag
.
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Bhaag Teri Maa Ki…

Teachar Shocked – student Rocked

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he.
sine pe jo aam hai char dham he.
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai.
van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

While Fucking Girl startd shouting PEPSI PEPSI
Boy askd: whats PEPSI?
She replied:
P-Please
E-Enter ur
P-P**s
S-Slowly
I-Inside
Ye hai youngistan ka wow.