Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi- tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar- ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
jor se chillaya....
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Pey Marna,
Sacha Dost Agar Na Miley, To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sambhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka, Itna Khayal RakhNa.
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jaata hai.Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jaata hai.Khubiya se nahi hoti mohabbat saada.Khamiya se bhi akshar pyar ho jaata hai.