Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss mujhpe chad gaya.. Friend: Kyu??? Girl: Main 'late gayi' thi..
Arz kiya hai. Dheere se thoko sanam, Mehangai ka zamana hai. 6 inch ke item ko zindagi bhar chalaana hai..!!
Larki jitne marzi Gori Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye Uski Ek cheez Hamesha kaali hi rahegi . . . . Parchai BC Parchai.
This is a Dirty Joke, If You don't like reading it, please avoid. Do You really wanna read this? Are You sure? Ok A White dog Fell Into Mud and got DIRTY. :-)
A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha: Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe, Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai, Magar hamara staff nahi.
Couple date par tha Dad ne dekh liya! Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho? Beta:Paper dene aaya hu. Dad:Zara dhyan se. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga
Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ? Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai . Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki..... . . . duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench pr hota h
Shukar hai Maggi wapis aa gayi warna kai ladkiyo ne toh hobbies me cooking ki jagah 'paani ubalna' likh liya tha
