One day I saw a smart boy in a shop
What a style
What a smile
What a personality
What a fashion
I walked near and near,
OMG, It was a mirror
Universal Truth We Learn: "Sun rises in the East."
Fact: Sun neither rises nor sets only earth rotates"
Moral: Education spoils our common sense.
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki Use Yaad Aaya
"Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band H !"
Height of Crazy Friends
A boy enjoying a date with his GF, suddenly his friend comes and looks at his GF and says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi"
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Santa: Y anything special?
Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega.
San: Oh, Pack it.
Santa went to Banta's home for breakfast
Banta: Tuje anda bana dun??
Santa: Nahin, mein insaan hi thik hun.
SanTa aPNa Sir PaNi Me DuBa RaHa THa
BiWi:KYa Kar RaHe Ho?
SanTa:DiMaG CHaLTa NaHi H SaLa
DeKH RHa Hu KaHi PuNCHer To NaHi
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab,Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Teacher To BoY: NaLaYaK
Class Me DiN BhaR LaDKiYo K SaTh ItNi BaaTe Kyu KaRTa H?
Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! MeRe MsG Free NaHi H.
Kon kehta hai HAWA Free ki hoti h ?
Kabi LAYS ka 10 rupay wala
chips khareed k dekho,
usmey 7rupay ki HAWA aur
3rupay K chips hote h.