In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera !
wife to husband: 'What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body ?'
He looked at her from head to leg and
replied: 'I like your sense of humor!
Aisi BIWI ko kya kahege jo Sundar ho,
Samajhdar ho, Budhiman ho, Kam bolti ho,
aur apne pati se kabhi na LADTI ho !
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya ?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi !
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho.
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh chhuna band kar dega
Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya?
Pati: abhi kya has rahaa hoo?
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: why will you die?
Husband: because I can't bear that much happiness.
Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila,
Mujhe bhi kuch nahi mila,
Tamam umer k liye,
Ye dard mil gaya to phir?