Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai..
Small but very effective deadly fact-
When a teacher says get out of
class it simply means.
U HAVE WON THE ARGUMENT.
Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge
next week roz shopping karenge,
Boy: Uske next week mandir jayenge
Girl: wo kyu?
Boy: bheekh mangne..
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take?
Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note
Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?
Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry
Height of memory loss
A boy opens his tiffin box on
the roadside to see..
Whether he s going to school
Coming back !
Agar Kabhi Toot Kar Bikhar Jao
To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena
Mere Pas 5/-Rs Wala Fevi-Quick Bekaar Pada H !
Old meaning of Sorry
"I Wont Do It Again"
New Meaning Of Sorry,
"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student: Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kar raha hai
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)
Bodyguard aur cocktail movie se
ladki ko kya seekh milti hai ?
Apni kitni bhi achi frnd ho, use
apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..